Visuals Elf

People often ask me, "Steve, how do you manage to make so many films?  What makes you so prolific?"  And I say, "Oh they are not films but video. It is a simple and effortless process. It's just me talking. I record these little speeches on a video cassette and let them sit for a week or a month. When I come back the pictures are all in place. I have a visuals elf who takes care of all that stuff when I'm asleep or not looking, not paying attention. Then the only thing left to do is come up with a title and pull some dubs."