24 Jokes

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

What do you call two Ethiopians in a sleeping bag? Twix.

What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog’s fingers.

Why did the native Indian have such high cheek bones? (puts hands to face) Wonder when the liquor store’s opening?

How do you circumcise a Newphie minister? Slap the choir boy in the head.

Why is a woman’s butthole and vagina hole so close together? So you can carry them like a sixpack.

OK, a girl gets in the shower with her mother says, Mom, what’s that up there? Breasts. Mom’s what that down there? A vagina dear. She says when will I get that? When you’re older sweetheart. A couple of months down the road she hopes in the shower with her father and says what’s that? A penis. When will I get that? He says every Sunday when your mom goes bowling.

What do black people and snow tires not have in common? Snow tires don’t sing when you put chains on them.

This drunk guy walks out of a bar finds a magic lamp and rubs it and out pops a genie. The genie says I’ll give you one wish. Oh he says I want to be skinny, uptight and surrounded by a lot of warm pussy. Poof he turns him into a tampon. The moral of that joke is you can’t get anything free from a genie without strings attached.

This twenty year old is fucking this ten year old girl in her dad’s house on her dad’s chair. Dad walks in and says hey. Twenty year old looks up and says, ‘You’re in my chair, get out.’

How do you babysit a black kid? Lick his lips and stick him to thee wall.

Hear about the gay burglar? He couldn’t blow the safe so he went down on the elevator.

Hear about the gay lawyer? He blew his first case.

Hear about the two queer judges? They tried each other.

Let’s play turkey-I’ll shoot you gobble.

I know they’re these two guys they’re the bubblegum twins, eh? One blows and one chews.

You hear about the gay midget? He just came out of the cupboard.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liquor cabinet.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotofpus.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.

This gay guy goes into a truck stop and says Can I have a beer please. He says sorry we don’t serve your type. Anyways one beer, I just want one beer I haven’t had one in a month. Just one beer. OK, I’ll serve you one beer you go sit in the corner shut up and don’t say a word. So he walks to the corner drinking his beer when this black trucker comes and says I’ve been on the road for five months I’m so horny I could fuck a cow. Gay guy in the corner says moo.

Black kid sitting on a fence. Mother come up and says Leroy get off there before the train comes and sucks you off. So he gets off and next morning he’s back there with his pants down. His mother says Leroy get down. Leroy says C'mon train.

Why did Frosty the Snowman have his pants down? He saw the snow blower coming.


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