[Invitation text for the YYZ exhibition Big Dick Time>, February 1997. It was a video show of collaborative works by men engaged in various types of regressive behaviour: On Our Own, Joe Gibbons and Tony Oursler; Heidi, Mike Kelley and Paul McCarthy; Sir Drone, Raymond Pettibon; Sad Story of a Gay Skater and Pizza 222, Geoffrey Topham and Jonathan Wells. The text, which almost got YYZ de-funded by Metro Toronto, was also used, four years later, in my video Sad Disco Fantasia>.]