[I read the first 158 pages of Joyce's Finnegans Wake> into a voice recognition program. This is the result. I've made an audio recording of it, too. Initially, I retained all the proper nouns of the original, but soon abandoned this practice. It is my hope to read the whole of the novel to my computer, and then to make an audio recording of myself reading it back. An excerpt is below, to download the full text, click here.]


Finnegan's Wake


River run, passed even Adams, from swerve of shore to bend of Bay, brings us by a commodious of like this a of for circulation back to health castle and environs. 

Search for strum, veal laid the more, for over the short sea, had passed in court we're arrived from North or more of an on this side this great isthmus of Europe minor to bewilder fight his puny so it or: nor had tops lawyers rocks by the stream of Guinea exaggerated and then sells to Lawrence counties court GM's while they went public in their member all the time: nor a voice from fire bellows to me she'd me she too tall for both thwart peach: not yet, though Venice soon after, had kids but ended a bland old Isaac: not yet, no all's fair in Van S.C., were so see says there's Roth with " Nathan show.  Rocked the pack of Paul's mall had gem or sham brewed by or collect and brewery and to the rank and brow was to be seen wearing some on the act face. 

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What clashes here of wills Gen waltz, Austria god's a gate in fishy dad's! Cooper key kid key can't keep kick! Coax coax coax! Well to ensue when you! Kuala! When the battle lairs partisans are still out to math master mallet kiss migraines and the virgins care pelting the camel ballistics out of the Hutu police of who the head.  S. C. Gates and during strums.  Signs brooch, be me fear! Cent lower earnings, saved! Arms appeal with alarms, appalling.  Kelly killed Chile: the toll, a toll.  What chance cuddly is, what casuals appeared in ventilated! Would be much tolerance seduced by what to go to have the solvers! What true feeling for there's heavy air with what to strong voice befalls chicken! 0 hearing here how half sprawled meant the dust the father of fornication this but, (0 my shining stars and body!) how have been spent most high heaven this guy's signing of soft advertisement! But was used! His seat! Air were pursuers! The coax of all now they line in peat it gnomes leap where asks lay.  Fall if you but will, rise you must: and none so soon either show the farce for the months come to this set down secular fiendish. 

Bit Mr. Finn again, of the stuttering hand, free man's mower, lived in the broadest away in marginal in his rush lead to far back for Miss wages before Joshua and judges had given us numbers or held that a kiss committed to run me (when yeasty day he sternly strikes his stead in a tub of four to watch the future of his fates the stick it out again, might amount of Moses, a very water was evaporated and all that when Mrs. had met that exodus so that ought to show you would upend shall join seek Chapter was!) injury might be odd years this man of hot, cement and edifices in topper store piled build loan supra build on palm the banks for the livers by this won't sell.  He addled little Phoebe Annie on the little creature.  With their hair in Hans tucked up your part in her.  Off while bold the list, miter head, with good lead trial in grasp and ivory oiled overalls which she can detect a lawyerly bonds seat, like to room shall Derek bit birth he would calculate by multiple bills the altitude and multitude until peace seesaw buying meat light of the liquor were twins was born, is round heads staple on other days to rise in undress masonry upstanding and open parentheses joy Grant!), a Wall worth of sky escape of most eyeful coif and tower early, originating from next to nothing and so escalating a high moles and all, our architect top foot coat, with the burning brush a ball off its bobbled, and with Lawrence Oaks coolers clearing up and home bowls of buckets clattering down. 

Of the first was he to bear arms and unnamed: what sling boosts law of resent the board.  His crest of hurled 30, and there with and sellers, troubling to, Ore., the head coach, course we long, court, corn.  His sketch infest, with Archer strong, helium, of the second.  Who just four has been in handling his hoe.  Ho ho ho ho, Mr. Finn, you're going to beat Mr. finning game! Come the more and zero, Sunday's eve panned, Pat, your finger!, ha, ha,, Mr. Fund, you're going to be fine again!

What then agent like brought about in this tragedy thunders date this municipal send business? Our keep house still rocks as a witness to the thunder of error of that task but we hear also through success of the ages it should be court rash of on televised Muslim and missile hams and that would white guard Guy is the white stone ever hurtled hurtled out of heaven.  Stay with us where for an hour search for a tight justice, post sustain, what time you rise and when we take up the tooth met and before we lump Darren, a home are leather bed and in the night and that the feeding of the Stars! For non to to the neighbor is better than wink to what some see.  Other ways West ways like that Provost scoffing begin mean the jumble and the gypsy in C.  Crop Herbert the crunch crack in shall decide to.  Then will note bit the feast is a fly date.  She has a gift of seat on site and she all casually and sellers helpers the dream team during.  He'd! Heat.  It may have been a misfired a brick, and some say, or it moped have been in due to that collapses of his back promises, as others looked at it.  (to seize their extended by natural 1001 stories, all told, of the same).  But so sordid a bit tight by these hollow IRA pebbles,, (what with the wall hauls quarters of roles rights, car hacks, stoning gents, kissed veins, tram trees, Fargo dollars, item cantons, hippo homilies, St. fleets, torn in taxes, made the fogs, circuses and Ward smokes and desolate perks and arrow guns and employees and jolly gruel and the peeler in the coat and in the clamber picture bite at this year and more limber room per rocks and his four old port coats, the board the more common and his delight to white working stacks at 12 pins and doesn't and the new buses sledding and safety first Street ended carried gently bias snooping ram Tel no tailors corner and the fumes and hopes and the strip of some of his nose indigenous Rome keepers, home sweepers, Dome creepers Thurman theorem in fancy murdered more roamed and all the up poor from all the offer ruse, our roots form may enter reef for a huge but under his breach suits Tony) or warning fill filched tippling full.  Is how outfield heady, is hot it did shake.  (there was a wall of course erection) Tim! He stuttered from the latter. ! He was done.  Dumb! Master the tomb, mast and that Tom, when a mom Mary's has leaked is all long.  For whole world prissy.

Shyness? I should she! Nicole, cool, or zero Y D E die? Of trying Thursday morning? Some of his face I did guillotines Chris warmest wake, all the hooligans of the nation, frustrated in their consternation, and they're doing abysmally profuse of plethora of all elation.  There was palms and grooms and sheriffs and servers and Raiders and cinnamon to.  And they all gained in with the shout most show reality.  A dog and may God and the round of them at grog.  To the continuation of that celebration until Hannah and to Indians extermination! In some came came corps' s, more, can can team, and billing and up and filling him down.  He stiffed but he still be is preamble them! Was he was that they soon to cave laboring use.  Sharpen his pillow scone, top up his beer! There where in this world would he hears six and then again? With their deep Ralph on the league's and the dusty 50 limos.  The lead him brought on a Wang last bed.  With Apocalypse buff and risky for his feet.  And a barrel lieu of one assist court his head.  T bit to go of the fluid hang the twaddle of befuddled, oh!

Her rock, there is but young leave for the owl Global wheels in view which is taught a logically the same thing.  Well, him being so on the flounder of his ball like an overgrown babbling, bit weak peep, see, at home, well, C P G ought he ought, platter plate.  He,! From shop list to Bailey wick or for action to bear no or from by the banks to round ahead or from the foot of the bill to Ireland's buying he calmly extensive leaks.  And all away (zero horn!) from few words to feel in the Bay wins abode bows show will him rocker bound (Ala whole lot whole lot!) to seize Phoenix swim swam swarm and all living long night, the bill bail and dealt planed night, the night of blurry bills, her flit flutes and tricky truck keys (to seize all careen an exclamation point poker arena! Close parentheses wake him.  With hurt dissident and sedans and her patter Jack Martin is about all them in the sand else's.  Tilling teal and that Tom, telling a toll of teary to 30 cobbling.  Grace before Clinton.  For what we all are, gives in gross if we all are, about to believe.  So pool debate and pass the quiche.  Coleman.  So side asks.  Grandpa up this is falling down bit corny sprigs of the board.  Waste on the joint of the-? Within foe from the flesh.  Ways be his bacon handed? A loaf of seen pantries Kennedy bread.  Amway use hitched to hop of his tail? Venus old double and ale.  But, low, as you would quaff off his fraud stuff and sink teeth through that pith of a flower white bull be behold of him as be a month for he eased know we Mo.  Finish! Only a feeder graph of yes term scene.  Almost rubric around the some most alarm, ancient from out the ages of at AT&T's, he is small to an enormous, will be Ken and packed away.  So that meals bit off for someone, shall I stand could read hearing. 

Yet may we not see still the brunt talk in form outlined a slumber, even in our own nightmare by the said Josh of the traveling stream that brought ~ loved and pronto has a lien on.  Hick key back and the list.  A pond Tina M. part of lamb.  What if she'd be in flags or flutters, which you rags or Sunday choice these, with the Mint of mines or Baker opinion wait.  How rock, short, we all love little Annie roomy, court, we mean to say, love little and dreamy, when under her prolong, mid piddle met coddle she need those manning do is financing by.  Yellow! Brunch loam slaps you snores.  Pond ban Heather, in steeple is out to.  The craning Ted on him, castor of his reasons, here yesterday in yawned missed.  Who? His clay feet, sorted in veered aggress, stick upstart where he last fell on him, and by the mind of the magazine will, where are may be seen all, with her sister and shawl.  Well over against this bill's alliance been in ill 60, pullout ill! Bake sides of the fort, balm, terrible on, tarragon, were to be, shoes, this side of the laughing in weight of the up chocked and Hawk gums.  Hence when the clouds rolled by, Jamie, up crowds I view is enjoyable of our mountings mass, now Wall in stone National Museum, which, in some greenest distance, which form for what to lose country and to quite wide and village Jets who here show of themselves so giggle sums of minks to the fully edges, the parties! Penetrate ears are permitted into new museum around free.  Welch and the petty pack consists, one shall lank! Read this members in balance of old-guard find clues spruced proxy cram to say it this sort of their butt.  For her pass key supply to the Janet tricks, the mistress Kathy, tips. 

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